So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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