She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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