i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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