We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
no, he came in my armpit
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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