apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
be right there i have to get my cape
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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