just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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