how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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