Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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