Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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