if i can run in heels then i can drive
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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