5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
soo... how was my night?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
