Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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