Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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