I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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