So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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