It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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