we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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