Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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