I heard we made out
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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