made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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