There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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