You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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