Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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