Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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