careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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