I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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