Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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