We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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