The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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