I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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