hotel room ftw
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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