these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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