Someone shit on the floor
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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