Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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