I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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