So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
seriously i just wanna be friends
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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