I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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