I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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