did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Tornado booty call.. dedication
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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