PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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