If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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