My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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