Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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