do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
try to milk me bitch
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