i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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