Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
How naked do you want me to be?
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