Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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