If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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