The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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