i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Two words: nipple clamps
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