My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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