Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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