I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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