it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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